hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via spork)

4chanofficial:

dontmindme-idontevenknow:

4chanofficial:

hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL

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nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES

How to look like a douche bag****

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

(Source: molgera, via stability)

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

(via crumbier)

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

(via fake-mermaid)

jpgay:

when someone says “shut up you love me”

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sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

(Source: sailingonsuccess, via unpopuler)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via infamousgod)

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via disorder)