phobias:

"how are you single?"

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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss, via ruinedchildhood)

I’ve legit played the sims 2 all day 🙈 fuck you sims 4

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via sexy-nugget)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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satansnack:

waitin for the sims 4 create a sim demo like 

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

(via dutchster)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via perks-of-being-chinese)