shady-god:

it’s a perfect day to not give a fuck

(via lnterpretations)

ughsocialjustice:

*logs onto tumblr*

*logs off*

(via lnterpretations)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via ruinedchildhood)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via alphabetacal)

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

(via canadad)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via canadad)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via greetings)

reach-for-thee-skyy:

phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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(Source: the-frostiest-of-butts, via fake-mermaid)

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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(Source: SCEPTRE, via trust)